Hello and welcome to another episode of telling everybody everything. I

apologize I am in the usually quite soundproof podcast studio slash Bobby's

gym but today you might hear some wind because it is April 12th Wednesday.

Possibly the windiest day in the UK that I can remember it really feels like

we're on that Scottish I think it's an island it's like a valley or it's part of

Scotland called Stornaway and I remember learning about it on QI when Stephen

Frye like I don't know quite sort of I thought patronized he was telling me

about it he was telling all of us about Stornaway and these guys who are

building something they're working there I don't know something about how the

birds couldn't even land there I forget I mean he was right to be condescending

because I wasn't paying attention I guess and that's what he said to me he asked

a question about it and he asked me directly and I panicked because he's so

clever and it was my first ever time on and I said I don't know when he said you

weren't listening and I was like I guess I was listening but after that day I

said I would never forget about Stornaway and that's what it feels like here in

London I feel like I could get hit by a tree at any time so I hope everyone's

alright I'm sure that there are trees falling and stuff and certainly bins

flying down the road I love a good British bin chase when the wind really starts

going people's bins get knocked over did you fucking hear that I literally I'm

getting hit with sticks one bin will fall over and someone will take a photo of it

on their street and be like look at the damage or bins will like chase each other

down a windy wet road I really love that too I love living here I love the UK

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