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🗓️ 4 October 2017
⏱️ 76 minutes
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0:00.0 | Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey. |
0:11.0 | So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas. |
0:16.5 | Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. |
0:19.9 | Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like. |
0:23.5 | Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct? |
0:27.5 | Yeah, I think I have. I should take the double check for the car wheel. |
0:31.0 | Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million. |
0:35.0 | Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know? |
0:39.0 | You have the best Christmas ever. |
0:41.0 | I got a hair... |
0:42.0 | This Christmas, it could be you. |
0:44.0 | The National Lottery. |
0:46.0 | Rules and procedures apply. |
0:48.0 | Players must be 18 or over. You're going to. Standard issue for all women. |
1:03.0 | Hello there and Standard Issue for all women. |
1:13.0 | Hello there and welcome to episode 14 of the standard issue pod scene. |
1:17.0 | I'm Mickey Noonan and my belief from the Jungle Book impression has to be seen to be believed. |
1:21.0 | I'm joined by... |
1:22.0 | I'm Hannah Dunleavy and 140 |
1:24.8 | characters is enough for me. |
1:26.5 | And I'm Jen offered and I once thought I'd found a way to pay off the |
1:29.7 | nation's deficit but in fact there are two more zeros and a billion than I bargained for. |
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