SIM Ep 39 Bitchin' 1: Brexit

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2017

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Sometimes the world gets properly on our tits and we need to let off a bit of verbal steam. Plus we had an excellent name that we really wanted to use, so we made up another slice of bonus podcasting goodness in order to do so.Welcome, dear listeners to... Saturday Bitchin'.This week, our Hannah gets a right cob on about monumental political, economical and indeed sensical* clusterfuck that is Brexit.*Yes, that's a word.

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1:25.6	what they say about women sugar and spice and really really angry with the world from
1:30.2	time to time yeah that's us. Basically, sometimes we get really angry about things and we just want to have a bit of a rant and then we thought of this name and we just wanted an opportunity to use it. So here it is a brand new feature for your
1:44.4	hour all pleasure Saturday bitching this week Brexit got right on Hannah
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