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🗓️ 30 September 2017
⏱️ 54 minutes
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0:00.0 | Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey. |
0:11.0 | So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas. |
0:16.5 | Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. |
0:20.1 | Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like. |
0:23.5 | Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct? |
0:27.5 | Yeah, I think I have. I should take a double check for the car wheel. |
0:31.0 | Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million. |
0:35.0 | Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know? |
0:39.0 | You have the best Christmas ever. |
0:41.0 | I got a hair thing. |
0:42.0 | This Christmas, it could be you. |
0:44.0 | The National Lottery. |
0:46.0 | Rules and procedures apply. |
0:48.0 | Players must be 18 or over. And Standard Issue for all women. |
1:07.0 | Hey there you bunch of Smashes, this is Sarah Milliken. Welcome to the |
1:14.1 | standard issue gig cast. In this episode me and standard issue deputy editor |
1:19.0 | Hanreden Levy had a fantastic time with Sarah Brown, Jess Fostkew and Rachel Fairburn. |
1:24.4 | We talked about Growna Willie, |
1:26.2 | appropriate list for Gerald butler, using comedy to help the world, |
1:30.0 | pesky Ian McKellen, and stationary as pawn. |
1:34.0 | This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Stand Comedy Club at the Edinburgh Fringe. |
1:39.6 | We had a few technical problems with Sarah Brown's microphone so apologies when it's a bit |
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