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🗓️ 30 September 2017
⏱️ 55 minutes
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0:00.0 | May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get |
0:08.0 | 10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the rain again. |
0:16.5 | Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. |
0:20.1 | Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like. |
0:23.5 | Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct? |
0:27.5 | Yeah, I think I have. I should take a double check for the car wheel. |
0:31.0 | Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million. |
0:35.0 | Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know? |
0:39.0 | You have the best Christmas ever. |
0:41.0 | I got a hair thing. |
0:42.0 | This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. And the standard issue for all women. This is bunch of smashes, this is Sarah Milliken. |
1:14.6 | Welcome to the standard issue gig cast. |
1:16.9 | In this episode, Me and standard issue editor Mickey Noonan had a fantastic time with |
1:20.9 | Fal McDermott, Ursula Carlson and Hannah Gatsby. We talked |
1:24.4 | about working in a garden center, underboob sweat, dogs in the S.S and the pouch of |
1:28.7 | Douglas. This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Stand Comedy Club at the Edinburgh Fringe. |
1:34.8 | We did a whole bunch of these in London and at both the Cheltenham and Leamington Spa comedy festivals. We've got awesome guests including Rebecca Front, Catherine Ryan, Stephanie Bicham, Joe |
1:44.7 | Corfield, Alex Jones, Jenny a Claire, Olivia Coleman, Scarlet Mofford, and that's not even all of them. |
1:50.0 | Sally Lindsay, Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Joas or just check at my website. That's the easiest thing. |
1:54.3 | There's a standard issue page. |
1:55.8 | easiest way is to go to W. W. dot Sarah Milliken. |
1:58.9 | Co. UK forward slash standard hyphen issue. A bit of admin just do a quick reminder to please rate |
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