Sick Pirate

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Now this is how you start a podcast - coughing your lungs out. Why? Because everyone is sick. Nicole and Rich talk about how you can’t blame someone for getting you sick anymore. Nicole opens up about her current “Ace Ventura vibe,” and Rich reads his list of the week (kids need to read the room, holidays are too complicated, and no bad April Fools pranks). They answer your questions about dealing with your kids’ bad friends, allowing independence, and wonder what’s the deal with grandparents these days?

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0:00.0	How you feel? Not good. Are you sick like everyone is so sick?
0:04.0	It's weird because it's like the end of flu season, but everyone I know has the flu. What is happening?
0:08.0	I think I got the black lung.
0:10.0	Yeah, be it to it. Hey, this is not for kids. We talk about kids and life and family, but do not have your kids in earshot, especially because I got some Easter Bunny stories today. So been warned. Get your kids out of here.
0:23.0	What's your name?
0:27.0	What's your name?
0:28.0	Oh, my?
0:30.0	Oh, my! Eee! Ha ha ha! Oh!
0:33.0	Oh!
0:34.0	Oh!
0:35.0	Gee!
0:38.0	Gee he's got the fucking bitchish! Oh buddy.
0:47.0	Sorry, that's how you start a podcast with a h-hmm.
0:51.0	Sorry, that's how you start a podcast with a...
0:54.0	With a nice hacking cough.
0:56.0	Well, with emphysemo, that's how you start it.
0:58.0	I feel like everyone I know is sick.
1:01.0	It's disgusting.
1:02.0	I don't know the rule I don't know the rules like do you still work do you go to work
1:06.0	do you stay home like what do you do I didn't know anymore so I've been checking with
1:09.7	everybody right I've been checking with everybody because obviously I will get into it probably not today because I don't know if I can handle today because I'm having a minor breakdown but
1:20.1	everybody's been sick in my house and so I called everyone at work and was like
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