5 • 873 Ratings
🗓️ 28 March 2024
⏱️ 40 minutes
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0:00.0 | All right. I'm excited. Today's gonna be a fun one. It is it is I can feel it I can feel it |
0:04.7 | I'm still dying a slow death, but we're gonna push on through and entertain the masses |
0:08.7 | Aren't we all? When you think about it? I mean no one lives forever. Let's backspine. Make it to a hundred. |
0:15.2 | Don't pull a Betty White or Bob Barker. 99. Oh, how depressing and disappointing. |
0:20.7 | Pretty sweet life. Yeah, I would sign up for 99. Listen this show we might talk about kids and marriage in life, but it's completely uncensored so get your kids little ears out of the out of the room all right? You've been warned. What's your name? |
0:36.0 | What's your name? |
0:37.0 | Oh my? |
0:39.0 | Oh, you're my. |
0:40.0 | Oh, heh! |
0:41.0 | Oh, heh heh. You're gonna fucking bickin' bickin'! |
0:45.0 | Gee gonna fucking bitchin! All right, all right. What's up? All right, all right, all right. |
1:01.0 | What's up, you feeling any better? Nope. Not even a little bit still a cross-eyed still double vision so when I close one eye just know that I'm not |
1:10.0 | Winking at you because all Tuesday you thought I was winking at you and I'm not I mean I love you know. |
1:14.4 | Though what I'm fascinated by the human body, nature, life, |
1:18.8 | yeah everything. |
1:19.8 | I was outside yesterday and I'm looking at how spring is here and all of a sudden out of nowhere places that looked like there was nothing all of the sudden beautiful flowers. |
1:29.4 | Not here in New York City so zip it dude. I went my yard and it was like oh yeah last |
1:34.3 | year I planted these like orange flowers and then all season dead and then I look I'm like |
1:38.8 | coming out of the ground. Oh look at that spring is strong I I love, I always forget how into your flowers in your in your gardening you are. |
1:46.7 | Oh, I gotta get some, I gotta get some new marigold since weekend. |
1:50.3 | Let me write that down to my lips. You're such a marig lip. You know what's funny though? |
1:53.0 | Matt's like that too, like when we have a house one day he's going to be like that because he gets excited in the full and in the spring just to make the boxes out on our balcony. |
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