Right, fuckers, um, just catching up on all the old episodes I've missed over the last couple of years,

and I've just finished listening to episode 487.

All I have to say is, for fuck sake, Dee, do you even know how to wash?

A shitty ass and funky balls sounds to me like you're one confession away from telling us you're a two girls, one cup person.

Keep it sick, keep it wrong.

How'd you mind that sick and wrongly night, Glasgow, doing fire water? Aye. Garage, we see that bad. Listen that fucking bad. We're getting for mutton. It's better than the cat who's in it. I mind that guy when he left DLA on night. He did ruin it, mate. He did fucking ruin it. You round it for every cun. You're whank! You gotta stay the desk, mate! You ruined that! You're a fucking whank!

Wank! that fucking ruin it you ruined it for every country you're white you got to stay there this mate you ruined it

you're a fucking white white good evening welcome the sick and wrong the world source for

anti-social commentary when you're hostee simon i'm harrison harrison happy memorial day oh did you even

know it was memorial day did you think it was Labor Day? I don't know what the, I don't get Monday holidays off. You don't wait, you have to work on Memorial Day? I think so. What kind of commie pinko company do you work for? Silicon Valley, you got it, you know? Trump's going to change that. Fuck them. They don't like them. You know, they don't care about Labor Day. They have to give you Memorial Day off.

They don't like them. You know, they don't care about Labor Day. They have to give you Memorial Day off. They don't care about black people. I don't know. I don't even understand. Does Putin own your company? Yes. No, I mean, you know, an Aspergerie fellow much like Putin, you know?

So wait, are you going to go into work on Monday and then you realize no one's there?

I mean, you know, you go to work on Monday.

I work from home.

Okay.

All right, on that note.

What?

We have guests in the studio, though.

We have guests here.

It's been a long time since either one of these guests have A, been on the show, but B, even been to Los Angeles. And I'm talking about my irritable ball sister and her husband, Big Jair. How's it going, you guys? Evening. Happy Memorial Day. Hi. It's been like, what, two years, three years since you guys have been to L.A. You only live like four hours away, one hour flight.

And I don't even remember.

Do you guys remember what my house looks like?

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