Hey, got a good joke for you.

What's the best part of sex with the transvestite?

Reaching around and pretending and went all the way through.

Bye.

You know, I don't want to be on judgmental, you know, but this is sick. It's sick and wrong.

Ah! but this is sick. It's sick and wrong. Listen, living, listening to the Synchronon.

Sick and Ron.

Yes.

You listen to Sick or not?

The Sick and Wrong, the world source for anti-social commentary. God, what a bunch of scumbags. Good evening. Welcome to sick and wrong, the world source for antisocial commentary. One of your host, E. Simon. I'm Harrison. Harrison, where you been all day? You know, you told me you had all this stuff going on.

We're supposed to do the show at 5.

Have you been at the Angry Birds movie and just not telling me?

Did you take a bunch of PCP and go see Angry Birds?

You know my continual campaign against these pigs, you know?

I can't rest.

I can't rest.

These pigs, that's that's, you blame your, your station in life because of the fucking pigs from angry birds. No, that is not, in fact, the case. I've been, you know, teetering on the, uh, ephemeral abyss where men become things and things in turn men. Okay, all right.

Is this like a, is this like,

are these like code words for the vintage postcard show that you're going to?

Is this like another way of saying?

I was at a vintage postcard show.

It's quite something, you know?

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