Hey, what's up, fuck paces. This is Uncle Jiggles.

Long time fan.

Come on to let you guys know that you guys are doing a stand-up job.

And to, uh, keep up the good shit.

Don't listen to those fucking haters, Harrison.

You know, I don't want to be on judgmental, you know, but this is sick.

It's sick and wrong.

Listen, living, listening to the Synchronon.

Sick and Ron.

Yes. You listen to the Synchronon. The sick and wrong, the world source for anti-social commentary.

God, what a bunch of scumbags.

Good evening.

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One of your host, E. Simon.

I'm Harrison.

Harrison. Harrison. haven't seen you since

when was this on Wednesday when you apparently ruined Lenora Claire's birthday party.

She says I didn't. And I don't remember a lot of it, but I think I might have. That's one of the

most gratifying texts you can receive the next day from a friend is, did I do something to ruin the party last night? I don't remember any of it. Yeah. And then you've got to be like, at least for me, who's, you know, I'm a bit of a fabulous, I'd say. I was thinking of all the different scenarios I could make up that, because you don't remember anything. I was going to be like, oh, dude, yeah, you don't remember pulling your dick out and trying to put your balls on that chick's enchilada. I was going to say something like that. And then I was thinking, you know, it's just kind of cruel. I remember bits and bobs of what happened, you know. I'll show you a tamale. We're at a

Mexican restaurant. That's what I was saying. Harrison was putting his penis on various Mexican

entrees. That would not be wise. No. That would have ruined the party. Yeah. I mean,

smoking fajita plates. It's dangerous. Yeah, it would have been painful as well.

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