Welcome to the shutdown full cast. Yeah, there's nothing else going on in the world. You might as well talk about some college football. That's what we do on this show. My name is Spencer Hall. I am the editorial director.

Well, I guess that it are large better. I like it at large. It's vague. I'm not going to ask what you do. You're like I'm at it at large. It's large. And it's at.

I guess it makes you sound like a secret agent who's like been stripped of his license to kill temporarily.

Yeah, no, that's generally my like ideal job description, right?

Well, I used to be able to but now the man's got me down.

And depending on how many plates your plates you're pushing these days, it's probably accurate. Like I imagine, I imagine you're looking swallow these days, right?

You know, if you're within six feet of me, you're dead. If you're within seven, I got to chase you and then it's debatable.

If you outrun me over 30 yards, you're probably going to live. I'll follow you to hell. When's the last time you're in the yard? Two days ago.

Okay. Yeah, chasing a kid. It was fine. It was fine. I mean, it's not running. It's not fun. You know, and if you're like super big and jacked and small, it's really not fun.

That's why that's why we as soon as possible in human development. We were like, ah, fuck can I just. Hey horse, come here.

I don't want to do this anymore. Can you do it? Can I just lay on you, please? Thank you.

I'm going to fucking invent agriculture. If I have to take another goddamn step.

Yeah, you notice in the game civilization running running disappears real fast, right? It's not like, oh, you have sprinting troops.

No, they're like, we got horses. So since you've gone ahead and opened up this can of worms, your scale is pretty useful all throughout the game.

Even in towards the very end, I always feel like Michael each whenever we mentioned someone mentioned civilization.

Some like, I know you don't give a shit, but I'm about to talk. But your scout is useful toward the very end as a spy.

Yeah, I mean, they're on a hill till the end of time and you can see if an army's coming.

There are people who brag about running like that doesn't make it good just because some people like it.

Yeah, I mean people brag about, oh boy, I returned videos on time. I never understood why people got in trouble and I always turn my homework in on time.

Yeah, how has that treat you? I like noticing football.

It's funny, you know, I floss every day. Don't know how other people have trouble doing it.

I remember the name of the university I graduated from.

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