Shutdown Fullcast 7.04: Lawncare Disasters with Holly Anderson

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4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2017

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Two-thirds of the Fullcast is on vacation, but addition by subtraction is real so we invited Holly Anderson to come on and discuss lawncare disasters with us. Highlights include: --The Greatest Tale Ever Told, or How Holly's Dad Cut Their Cable Line With A Power Washer --Why lawnmowers are basically Satan's cigarette lighter he uses to burn down the earth --Zero football content, like maybe there's a second or two in there but it's purely accidental --No really, most of this is just us laughing at you, the listener, and that one time you set an entire orphanage on fire using a weed whacker the wrong way --Why's it posting on a Friday? BECAUSE WE WERE BUSY Y'ALL (Probably putting out a fire started by a lawnmower) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast.
0:05.0	What you don't expect is both people who you do the podcast with the B on vacation,
0:10.0	because we don't let each other know. I just looked up and all of a sudden Jason
0:14.0	co-hosts on this fine college football podcast. He's an Arizona looking at some
0:19.0	big hole in the ground or what not. And Ryan, I don't even know where Ryan is.
0:25.0	I'm going to be honest. No clue. He could be anywhere. He isn't my house on Friday.
0:32.0	Didn't even know who was coming. Stroll through. Apparently, if you have a baby,
0:36.0	you can just like walk in any door. Two things you need to get into any door.
0:40.0	A warrant and a baby. It's like a battering ram of cuteness. Just strolling through the door.
0:47.0	So tonight, it's just me. Oh, and Holly Anderson. Say hi, Holly. Thanks.
0:57.0	I didn't introduce you like you're nothing. I saved you. I held you back.
1:02.0	Come on, like the like like the third like the third like the third act nitrous.
1:08.0	Just let you go. You like check off guest host.
1:11.0	Even as you speak, I am preparing appropriate retribution.
1:15.0	You're just a little bit.
1:17.0	I don't know.
1:19.0	When is that not just pin that tweet to your personal dialogue at all times.
1:23.0	Yeah, it's fair.
1:25.0	That's fair. Hi, how are you?
1:27.0	I'm pretty good.
1:29.0	I am I'm marveling at yet another offseason floating by, which we're doing very,
1:34.0	very well at this week was good because the only real story was that a guy who kind of
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