Shutdown Fullcast 7.06 - Fixing College Football (or Screwing It Up Differently)

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🗓️ 24 May 2017

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Our friend and colleague Bill Connelly is running for college football commissioner, so we run through the planks of his platform one by one and try to...help? Sure, let's go with help. For example: - How embracing the Olympic model will lead to better local commercials - The awesome recruiting change that means high school coaches with cigarette boats - NCAA 17: Fights In The Stands Edition - Division II Kansas beating Texas - Putting a 5 loss Wisconsin team in the Playoff - POD PEOPLE - Mandatory FCS powerhouse scheduling - The 3 hour time limit and the one point penalty for punting Most of these ideas are stupid. So is this podcast. You have been warned. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown forecast. It is a podcast.
0:04.0	A stencil bit about college football, but you all know it ain't just about that.
0:08.1	No, we discuss a lot of other things. For instance, we got hot weather news.
0:13.3	Like literally hot weather news because it's coming to you from Jason Kirk,
0:17.0	our host, one of our hosts, college football, Mayor Domo,
0:23.2	Imperiala, Commander Stormtacker.
0:29.2	Stormtacker 2017. I'm here in the, as you can see behind me,
0:37.4	all the trees are gone. The mountains have washed away.
0:41.4	The thundering, crumbling mountain of fire and blood is falling into the ocean.
0:47.7	Uh, the plague of locusts. We're on, we're on five. We got two more of those to go.
0:53.2	And uh, it's, it's folks, it's folks, folks you might want to wear a hat.
0:58.9	Definitely a hat day. Yeah, that was an SPF 45 bump it up.
1:07.1	You know, just slather it on there beauty beauty isn't an accident.
1:11.7	Get that sunscreen on there. And let's keep the seats.
1:14.9	Well, you know what your face, the skin of your face, it's really like you're
1:18.3	going to car seats of the body, right? So let's, let's armor all it up.
1:22.6	Let's put some sunscreen on there. Mayor, you're just inviting a lot of sit on your face.
1:26.8	Yeah. Oh, god, Jesus.
1:30.3	Did I? Oh, well. Um, yeah, that's good.
1:34.1	Go ahead and make those jokes to at celebrity hot stuff on Twitter.
1:38.4	It's my handle. That's good.
1:42.9	Why could you just throw like some random politician under the bus?
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