Welcome to the shutdown full cast 40 for 40. This is going to be our discussion of the Texas

Bowl. Missouri is going to win. Yeah, we mean it's pretty much inevitable, right?

And here's why. Imagine that you are God. But the only thing you care about is message board

angst, which honestly might be how God works based on the world we live in.

Is it am I God? You might be. I know. You're dead and alive. And also you have the ugly beard.

Well, not the ugly beard, but like, it's a it's a serious beard. You got you got the beard.

God so much hurt. And you and you do look like the Birmingham Bowl statue.

I totally look like the Birmingham Bowl statue. With its ass.

It does. It does. It's going to ask out just like I do. Right? It's kind of dad buff,

which you know, not quite there at the moment, but I can get there. Asperational. Yeah.

Yeah. Asperational. When they make the statue of you, you know, they're going to make some enhancements.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You want to be remembered specifically specifically in the putt cheeks area.

Yeah. You know, that's not too far off. Frankly, but yeah, I'm going to go. I'm going to go with it.

You know, although I keep wondering like how many people in in history have seen that, right?

Seeing their statue like, yeah, we made a statue of you dictator leader, asshole. Right?

But wait, did you see what size line was on this? It's amazing. I didn't know that you could get

this on sports illustrated. It says the Birmingham Bowl trophy has a bear ass.

Dad said ass. Dad said ass. He's got to be so impressed. But how many people when they've gotten

their statues? Right? Like how many people have gotten them and then going, you know, right?

I'm flattered, but you're going to have to make the you're going to have to make jump jump bigger.

Like the like the portrait Winston Churchill got from parliament that he burned because he hated it.

You don't want that. You want one without big firm ass big big like a big firm ass and a gigantic

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