I'm not even thinking of a proper welcome because I'm already laughing thinking about what I'm going to tell you next.

This is the shutdown full cast 40 for 40 that we're about to discuss the Pennstripe Bowl.

If you don't understand geology or if you've never watched two snails make love, you're about to because the two teams playing in the heart of the rocks.

The college football was born.

The beaten to a ball.

And the band is in the back alley.

And then killed at a card game when he was seven.

Julia, I don't want this baby.

The Bronx home to the Pennstripe Bowl home to Boston College playing Iowa probably in a driving sleet.

God, this is perfect.

There are so many bowl games where you don't even really have to mention what teams are in it because the results are random.

And in nothing, Councillor matters.

And nothing, Councillor matters here except this.

This will be plate tectotics masquerading his football.

This will be this will be two old people doing it.

That's what this is.

This will be basically holding a jar of peanut butter upside down on a cold day.

Just waiting to see if anything happens.

Steven Dazio is going to wear a single it to this game.

Nothing else either.

No coat.

No nothing.

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