Shutdown Fullcast 40 for 40: The 2017 Sun Bowl
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🗓️ 27 December 2017
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the shutdown full cast this is our preview of the Sun Bowl. If you do not know Sun Bowl takes place in El Paso, Texas, a department of the Moon administered by the state of Texas, |
| 0:15.0 | ordering both Mexico and New Mexico. So it's it's double Mexico. It's one of the few places that's really truly double Mexico. This is the second oldest bowl of all of the balls. So the granddaddy of them all still the Rose Bowl. But you know who your weird grand uncle is who barely remembers his name wanders around with the loaded handgun at the nursing home. It's a Sun Bowl. It's a symbol and it's tied with the sugar and I think the orange. |
| 0:45.0 | And it's weird to think that like one day three brothers set out to find their fortune and and orange bowl and sugar bowl reach new heights and Sun Bowl just got drunk in El Paso and passed out decided to do so. Oh, the sun poisoning. |
| 1:01.3 | You brutal. What if they really had based like New Year's six bowl membership on nothing but the age of the bowl. So it's like that would be the most density double A thing to do. We're playing for a trip to El Paso boys. |
| 1:16.3 | That and the oh, they got to bring the Bacardi Bowl back and whatever. Mm-hmm. Yep. Yeah, the Sun Bowl. I don't know where I went wrong for you, man. It's all for the salad bowl. It's all for the right to go to the go to Havana. |
| 1:30.3 | That would be awesome. That would mean like that would mean the capital. The capital cities of college football would be like what Havana. |
| 1:39.3 | Pasadena and El Paso. That's amazing. Okay. First of all, Arizona State because top gram is still coaching. Right. Right. Right. He's still coaching and in addition to him still coaching. |
| 1:56.3 | Her medworth is also the coach. Is he is he though? I know what you're saying. And I know what the website says. Yeah. |
| 2:06.3 | I mean, there's what the website says and there's what reality tells us, which is that her medworths would be really shocked to learn the Arizona State is in Havana. I didn't even think we could go there. I feel like Arizona State is about a year away from being like, hey, did you like grandma of Tarkin in Rogue One? |
| 2:25.3 | Guess what bear Brian CGI bear Brian is a new coach in Arizona State. We have the technology. Sounds just like him. Just don't touch it because that will fuck up the hologram. Also don't touch bear Brian. Please don't touch bear Brian. This one is feral. As it turns out, we can't turn that setting off. Don't know how fair. |
| 2:44.3 | Fair for Brian. It's like fair L. Brian. That's my real bear Brian. Man, that's that's a zombie is what that's called kids love for L. They love his big hat. |
| 2:56.3 | But you know who else had a big hat bear Brian. You know who else was wearing a big hat. Dancing with a lady in a very colorful skirt with colors of the desert upon it. That'd be Todd Graham. |
| 3:10.3 | Because Todd Graham is still coaching this game. I'm just going to keep saying that because it feels really, really weird. This is the quote that he gave the press shortly before the game facing them. This is when he was asked about was this kind of be weird. |
| 3:27.3 | That was the first thing that entered my mind. I want to finish. Graham said then I told Ray and the administration that we would do everything in our power. I would to help in that process. It won't be uncomfortable at all for us. Oh, listen to it's going to be uncomfortable. It's going to be weird. I feel like he's. |
| 3:47.3 | He's hiding his true intentions because of Todd Graham doesn't come out to this game wearing normal. You know the Todd Graham headset. |
| 3:56.3 | Todd Graham Arizona State polo probably like a wristband her some shit and the tightest bike shorts you've ever seen. I will be so like I want to be like you will know every contour of Todd Graham scrotum by the time this game is over. |
| 4:13.3 | He has missed a golden opportunity. At last I found that get what I want out of the sunbowl because that way on during the sideline and half time and all that interview they just be like. |
| 4:23.3 | Coach, are you uncomfortable right now? He's like no, you know, I love these players. I love, you know, I love this program. It's sad to see what happened, but you know, I believe in these guys we formed a bond together and the whole time they really are just talking about his clearly visible balls. |
| 4:39.3 | Like like the cameras like keeps panning down and then jerking back up. Oh, sorry not really. |
| 4:48.3 | And that's been you'll it's waybos waybos. They're going to be playing NC State. I thought for sure you're going to make it out of this. No, no, we're going to mention the other team. |
| 4:58.3 | On like yeah, no, I want you to mention this because I want you to know it's NC State. They already have eight wins and it's Arizona State playing the last game for Todd Graham. |
| 5:07.3 | This is probably the last time you're going to be able to watch a good Arizona State team. I mean good in the sense that it won't be coached by her medwards and whoever her medwards decided to bring with them because they lost both coordinators. |
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