Shutdown Fullcast 4.12

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2016

⏱️ 33 minutes

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The Fullcast grabbed Holly Anderson to fill in for Ryan who is SOMEHOW STILL ON VACATION WHAT ARE YOU EUROPEAN OR SOMETHING. Anyway, she's the captain now, and Ryan's gone and can keep mooning about the continent and eating street waffles for all we care. HOPE STREET WAFFLES WERE WORTH OUR LOVE, FAITHLESS MAN-SCAMP. Topics covered include --Why there's a traffic reporter in ATL who is called "Cracker", aka "there's a different racial dynamic when you're in a helicopter." --How Holly forgot the name of USC's coach, again, and how USC really did hire three USC offensive coordinators in a row like that's a thing that isn't hilarious and absurd --A brief discussion of South Carolina's Boom Bus, and how no one ever leaves Will Muschamp with enough floss --Bud Elliott's hot prom fashion tips for 2016 --An analysis of Ludacris' tour rider, including a positive review of his taste in candles and deodorant (SECRET GANG) --Holly explaining why "Your dad" jokes are so, so much worse than "Your mom" jokes, and then proceeding to making Spencer very, very uncomfortable --An appreciation of various outdoorsy drunk-states, including a solid plea for the superiority of "lake drunk" --Was there more to this podcast that we didn't record due to technical incompetence? YOU BETCHA, TAKE IT FOR THE LOW PRICE OF FREE ANYWAY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast. Oh, listen to that timber. Embrace the gruff in the
0:09.6	voice. A Stevie Nicks like appearance by me, Spencer Hall tonight editorial director
0:15.2	at espionation and founder of every day should be Saturday. Joining us to the nearest
0:22.4	dearest first of all, regular contributor to this podcast partner and cast member Jason
0:27.8	Kirk, college football editor and general muck about espionation.com. Hey, Jason. Hey,
0:35.4	I feel inadequate that not having not having a voice that can compete with that one. Not
0:41.7	that I usually can, but tonight I'm even more outclassed. Panda, panda, panda, panda,
0:46.7	panda, oh, damn. Get the designer going tonight. What would you now, what'd you go and do to
0:52.8	yourself? This is just some horrible sudden onset spring cold funk that is kind of handy
1:01.2	because if you don't really want to talk to somebody, you can go, hey, listen, I'm my
1:04.9	throat's all torn out. I'm sorry. I can't. I can't have this conversation. Now can you
1:09.6	say, can you say like something about there being a wreck on the downtown connector?
1:13.8	Because you sound like the man in the helicopter on the AM radio. I'm Captain Herb. And we've
1:18.9	got a real five wonder going down 7585 right around that radio curve. You got to watch it.
1:24.8	So you're going to fly a APT, AFT and the GHP on the scene. You're going to want it to
1:31.4	take surface roads to get around that. You know, you know what I realized today on on
1:35.9	1079 on their morning show, the helicopter man, they call him cracker. And it's a white
1:42.7	dude. So in case anybody ever wonders if that word is actually offensive, the answer's
1:46.6	no. Yeah, no, not it, not Atlanta. The minute you get outside 285, it's like, well, why
1:52.8	can't we say that other word? But yeah, if you're inside 25, it's cool. Because you're
1:56.9	not in a helicopter. Yeah, exactly. There's a different racial dynamic when you're speaking
2:01.2	to somebody in the helicopter. The fence is down, man. I didn't think I could be home sick
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