Shutdown Fullcast 4.13.0

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2016

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Andy Staples of Sports Illustrated joins us at the last minute to take Jason's spot. Where is Jason? Jason was at Disney World, and needs several weeks to recover from the experience. This seems like a paltry amount of time for this, but he's a soldier and we can't keep him away from the front lines for long. Topics covered include: --The time Andy yelled "IRON" in Italian at terrified Florentines until someone finally sold him one for 19 euros --How to care about anything in what might be the driest, most boring offseason college football has ever known (A: you can't, really) --Why the Department of Justice has solved every major issue facing this country --A brief discussion of how USC might be one of the most incompetent athletic departments in the country and yet still get bailed out by resources, beautiful surroundings, and UCLA never caring enough to be good --Which conference will be the first to construct a giant monster truck made entirely of Mini Coopers? (Texas, it's gonna be Texas.) --Yet more epic tales of poor and stupid living from Alachua County --The unveiling of the Andy Staples Perpetual Motion BBQ machine --The first and only edition of "Joel Osteen or Mack Brown?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast. I have some good news and I have some bad news and I have some bad news and I have some good news
0:08.0	All right, I'm gonna try to deliver it in some variation of that order the bad news
0:13.4	We don't have we don't have Jason Kirk tonight
0:17.2	Okay, we don't have Jason Kirk. We we had not lost Jason Kirk. We lost Prince already this week
0:22.9	That would be a bit much. He is merely consumed with Disney World
0:27.8	I'll ask the person who is replacing them, which is our first bit of good news
0:31.5	Which is Andy Staples sports illustrated joining us from what I imagine is an overpriced hotel room in New York City. Hi, Andy
0:41.2	Hi Spencer. It's more of an overpriced closet
0:44.2	Yeah, that's that's good. What's your teller? You're just gonna spill the beans that tells what you're saying that?
0:48.9	It's a fair field in I can see the East River
0:52.1	So if I look if I squint I can probably see Ryan Annie over in Brooklyn. That's a top two New York River. Oh
1:00.7	Who's that hello governor? I'm back from the continent. I am
1:08.2	That's like just the wrong accent even by category man. Don't know about that
1:13.8	Yep, the right now the good news is that Ryan is back in the bad news is that Ryan is back
1:18.9	Hi Ryan. Oh man
1:21.6	I left you a I left you at par there. I don't think that's too bad
1:25.0	Yeah, I guess 500 is what I'm really going for on most days. That's fine
1:29.6	Yeah, when when some loose some rec some son
1:32.7	Where where in case people don't know where have you been? I went to Italy for two weeks and I was barely on the internet
1:39.0	And it was wonderful and I highly recommend it to anybody who who does work for the internet
1:44.8	Can I can I just stop you you need to rephrase that I was not on the internet?
1:48.7	comma and
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