Welcome to the shutdown full count.

Two, three seconds in. Was that even three seconds in?

I am Spencer Hall, editor of Everyday Should Be Saturday.com and editor of director of

espionation. Joining me on the line, we have a special guest. I'm an interest Jason Kirk,

college football editor and brain and charge at espionation. Say hi Jason.

Hey, how are you all doing?

We have a special guest because we have replaced Ryan with a Ryan. Typically this is when I

intro Ryan Nanny. We start to discuss college football for like seven percent of the

podcasts and then ninety-three percent of the time we just tangentialize.

We're going to tangentialize tonight but we have to do it with a different Ryan because

Ryan, Jason, are you aware of where he is?

Per sources, he's in Italy which ain't played nobody.

That's true. Italy ain't played nobody. Remember they're a dominant power in the world of

soccer that relies on cheating, whining, diving, skull duggery and manipulation of the

rules to get things done. So they're what? Texas?

When asked about Italy, I believe Will Must-Champ said, I don't speak French.

Yeah, I don't speak, I don't speak Italian. That's a thing, man. When somebody leans hard into

not Italy or Italian, they could line into the Italian. That's when you know they're

in, they're from the Must-Champ belt. I feel like that's when you know that they're

only knowledge of anything having to do with Italy, Rome, the Vatican, Catholicism,

anything, anything is pasta.

Breadsticks. Breadsticks. The all of garden. Hey, it's a fine restaurant.

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