Shut Your Spy Hole!

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2018

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

TJ brings the case against his wife Rachel. TJ has set up a few security cameras in their home. He likes being able to see the kids without bothering Rachel. But she doesn’t like feeling watched. Who's right? Who's wrong? Thank you to Joel Martin for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.5	I'm Baylor F. Jessie Forn.
0:06.1	This week, shut your spy hole.
0:09.4	TJ brings the case against Rachel.
0:11.2	TJ has set up a few security cameras in their home.
0:14.7	He likes being able to see the kids without bothering Rachel.
0:17.4	But Rachel doesn't like feeling watched.
0:20.5	Who's right?
0:21.5	Who's wrong?
0:22.5	Only one man can decide.
0:24.6	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:29.4	reference.
0:30.8	Who's this lady?
0:32.4	Who's this lady that drives me so insane?
0:38.8	Sneaking, peeking, sneaking, peeking outside my window pane.
0:46.7	I don't know who she is or where she's from.
0:52.3	But she's my meow, meow, meow.
0:57.4	TJ and Rachel, please rise.
0:58.8	She hides and shadows.
1:00.8	She hides and shadows.
1:02.5	It never comes too close.
1:06.7	My mystery lady, mystery lady, haunts me like a ghost.
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