Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.

I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorn.

This week, shut your pious hole.

Libby brings the case against her husband, Aaron.

Aaron's a minister by occupation and thinks he should always be upfront about his job

when meeting new people.

Libby says he should play it cool till he gets to know them a bit better.

Who's right?

Who's wrong?

Only one man can decide.

Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.

I preach there are all kinds of internet justice, your internet justice and somebody

else's.

But behind all of them, there's only one internet justice and that is that there is

no internet justice.

No internet justice.

Behind all internet justice is what I and this podcast preach where you come from is gone,

where you thought you were going never was there.

And where you are is no good unless you can get away from it.

I'm a member and preacher to that podcast where the blind don't see and the lame don't

walk and what's dead stays that way.

Bailiff Jesse Thorn swear them in.

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