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Long ago, once again, the smartest man in the world,

Proofcast takes to the ether here

from the salubriest confines of Edinburgh's

swingin'ous fringe venue.

Located right here in Bristol Square,

or Tabiat, if you will, I have no fucking idea where we are.

It's called the Gilded Balloon

and we're in the wine bar, hooray for us.

Once again, we convenin' and conjoin

and seek to reach out and let free the shackles

that bind us to our giant corporate masters

and seek freedom in the wild, open field,

full of popsicles and raspberry dreams

and exquisite dawns that we all hope to pleasure one another with.

Let the caterpillar of truth seek out the whole of goodness

and burrow inside it as deeply as possible,

letting its little furry antlers brush across the ceiling

against the strands that make the lights go on

and burst in pink and purple colors everywhere.

Mmm, we should probably start the show.

Welcome, if you're listening out in Proofcast land,

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