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Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Bruce.

It's a mass debating hall and thank you.

Oh, so early, yeah, we started off with a knob guy because that's the magic of comedy ladies and gentlemen.

It's an intellectual show and it's all downhill from here.

If you're listening out in Proofcast land, this is the perfect time to light one up or pour one down or whatever it is you're about to do.

To get your groovy day started if you're traveling on the train right now.

You know what? Go to the bathroom and just freak out.

If you're listening at home and you're making tea, you know what?

You know what's good in tea? Sometimes instead of using water, why not just use whiskey and then don't put any tea bags in.

Just used to drink the whiskey and then like go and then sing when you drink it.

Good morning, good morning. I've been sober for 14 minutes, good morning, good morning.

I need hash browns. That'll be your song for the rest of the day.

Once again, we're back here in Edinburgh and I couldn't be happier.

I first came to this fringe in 1993 and they had just started building the Edinburgh tram that year.

The tram has been described as a ceaseless project, much like Pharaoh building a pyramid at K-Ops or whatever.

Giza took a little shorter than this by the way, as my understanding, the hanging walls, the hanging gardens of Babylon were completed in shorter time than the Edinburgh tram is.

It's going to be very convenient when it's finished. It's going to go from the leaf to nowhere and everyone in Edinburgh will be using it.

My prediction is when the tram is finally finished and by the way, they have all the streets torn up here to set the picture for you.

For those of you listening out in podcast land who've never been to Scottish land before and have no intention of coming, let me just paint a little picture.

There's a castle that stands high atop Edinburgh that looms down over the entire city.

Below that is a lush garden called Princess Street Gardens.

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