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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2013

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

In his third and final show from Edinburgh's Gilded Balloon, Greg ponders Prince, Patti Smith and Patty Hearst.

Transcript

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Music

0:14.0

Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Pritz

0:19.0

Music

0:45.0

There we go.

0:46.0

We're at the Gilded Balloon, ladies and gentlemen here.

0:49.0

The most vaunted of all the venues on the legendary Edinburgh Friends,

0:54.0

which started in 1854.

0:56.0

Robert Lewis, Stevenson, was the first performer on the Friends.

0:59.0

She did a show called My TB and Me.

1:01.0

And that's how it all began.

1:04.0

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, there was an animated performance the second year,

1:08.0

and then the third year they complained that everything had gone too commercial.

1:11.0

They wouldn't let Charles Dickens play here,

1:14.0

because he was a sell-out.

1:16.0

Now, the festivals have been going on a long time,

1:18.0

and they've been writing the same article about it every goddamn year,

1:21.0

and the festival that I've ever been here.

1:23.0

They also began building the tram in the 1800s,

1:26.0

and the tram will one day be finished.

1:29.0

It's been an endless operation, this building,

1:31.0

and this tram that goes from, I think, the airport to the Leith,

1:34.0

and I was walking by it today.

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