I don't think it's funny Capri.

I didn't raise you to wear burk and stocks.

On this episode of the commercial break.

You know, this relationship is basically headed for disaster.

And I don't love it because I love seeing people.

Yeah, I do. I love seeing people. Yeah, I do.

I love the drama.

You all have drama. That's what you watch it for. Of course. There's no issue. Why else would I watch it? I'm not watching it so I can see everything turn out great. I'm watching it so I can see the train wrecks. Yes. Which is the only two storylines I'm following are the train wrecks because I like that, right? The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

The 30 in the morning!

Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.

I'm Brian Green.

This is the leg washer of the group.

Chris and Joy Haudley.

Best to you, Chrissy.

Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Why is it? You and I can talk about something, and we never get any coverage from TMZ. Well, I don't think we're on the radar. Swellsey, or whatever his name is, the Kelsey brothers talk about it, and it becomes big news all around the country. Were they talking about leg washing? They were talking about leg washing. And Travis explained

that he does not in fact wash his legs every time. He posted something on squitter, Twitter,

X, clitter. I don't even know what they call it anymore. Who cares? He twotted. All of you

have been fed diabolical lies that washing every crevice of your body and hair all the time is somehow better and healthier.

Any dermatologist not in bed with big soap will agree. Big soap?

I didn't know that was a thing. I'm hoping this is satire. Yeah. Hot spots are all that is necessary and actually leads to cleaner, healthier skin.

Byline TMZ, Travis Kelsey, I don't wash my feet either.

Dirty feet are apparently commonplace in the household of the Kelsey's.

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