When somebody asked me if I'm having a good day, I just got to ask myself three questions, brother.

One of my life, I usually am.

Two, am I in the land of the free?

I usually am, baby, and three, do I feel the smiling spirit of George Washington gazing down upon me from the great pearly land of the free in the sky?

Brother, there ain't a moment that goes by that

i don't feel that and when i add up that math makes me realize there are no bad days in the land

of the free baby on this episode of the commercial break i'm not gonna go and miss you see chrissey

wiping my ass i'm like hanging on the side of the tub, just shitting myself. And Chrissy's like, I would pass you good toilet paper and some dude wipes. I would. Chrissy looks like someone from E.T. Yeah, she'd be like. I'd open the door quick. Throw them in there. Sorry about your ass.

Great episode.

That's a right or die.

Great episode.

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

Oh, yeah, Katta Kittens.

Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian. This is the Wilford to my Brimley, Kristen Joy Haudley. Best to you, Chrissy. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. So it's been, there are many things to talk about today. I'm actually excited because this is one of those days when our cup fill us over with shit to talk about. I like the cup. Me too. Full cup. Two podcasters one cup. Okay. By the way, my brother said, do not whatever you do, Google, one boy, one cup. It doesn't sound like anything I'd want to Google, but now when someone tells you not to Google something, then of course you have to Google it.

Like I made the mistake many years ago, two girls, one cup. Okay, there's nothing I'm interested in, but thanks for showing me the world's most disgusting video. Wilford Brimley, I got to tell you a story and then I want you to tell me about why you sent me this picture. Okay. This morning I wake up and Chrissy has sent me a picture of Wilford Brimley,

who we were talking about a couple of episodes ago, because Wilford Brimley was a tender age of

51 years old when a photograph we saw on Instagram was taken.

He looked no younger than 79 years old, no younger.

I mean, the guy honestly looked like any other 80-year-old

walking down the street in 2024. But in 1981, he was 51 years older, 1982, 51 years old,

and man, did he look old? I mean, old. And Chrissy and I have been talking about this forever,

about how people who were in their 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s back in the 70s and 80s, they just

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