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The Commercial Break

Yes Sir! Yes Sir!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5757 Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

We’re covering creatures of all kinds at TCB: giraffes, cats, a vampire Chupacabra, Big Foot, and the infamous possum. Check your panties! Storytime with Bryan A safari moment Giraffe tongue strength Mother Giraffe sacrifice De-clawing cats is cruel!!! Mountain Monsters A bloodsucking vampire Chupacabra That guy is all pupils Num num num (my no teeth sounds) Gun safety to the wayside Shake the camera, play some sound effects, and you’ve got a chase! Big Foot: One Call That’s All! Big Foot & Chupie  TCPossum LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

those who eat the devil's corn will choke on his cob.

0:04.5

And there's a lot of people choking on that cob out there, and it ain't going to end up good for him.

0:09.1

Not in the end.

0:10.3

They're going to regret that cob and choking on it.

0:14.2

You know what I mean?

0:18.7

On this episode of the commercial break. Yes yes sir yes sir yes sir like their military

0:25.8

every military every military in the world trains their special forces and making as much

0:32.7

noise as possible when coming up on the enemy now Now by repeating, yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir.

0:40.6

Every five to ten seconds, you're certain to surprise your enemy.

0:46.7

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

0:52.2

Yeah, boy.

0:54.2

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.

0:57.3

I'm Brian Green.

0:58.2

This is the lovely co-host of the show and my dear, dear friend, Kristen Joy O'Dley.

1:03.1

Best to you, Chris.

1:04.0

Best to you, Brian.

1:05.0

The best of you out there in the podcast universe.

1:08.3

This fucking microphone.

1:10.4

Hello. Hello? That's always something. Beavith? Beavith? It's always something. I don't know what's going on with this thing. I know. It's been acting up. If I don't press record, it never acts up. Once I press record, it acts up. I know. But I know that can't be the reason. like the record button can't be the whatever. Fucking cares. No one wants to hear about it. So, okay,

1:31.9

story time with Brian. Check your panties. Check your panties. That's awesome. Check your panties.

1:38.2

Where did that come back? I don't know. I didn't even know who put that in there.

1:42.4

All right. Story time with Brian. Years ago, I was dating a woman and we decided to go to a animal safari local here in the state of Georgia. I think, have we been? No, we talked about going. You told me about it. I think I shared this. I decided not to go. Yeah. Wisely.

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