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And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's Show. We're here. We're live. All right. Here we go. Welcome to an exciting episode of Klein Alley Show overtime. time. Here we go. What a turn out.

Nathan's, here's where we are at, doing the show on the road.

We've only done this one of the time, the podcast on the road. And I think that was when we were in Vegas, Allie. And you were hands- Oh, my God. Yeah, I was shit-faced. And I think you never forgot it. You enjoyed listening to that back. I never wanted to listen to it again.

Here we are.

In moments, I'll be getting my nipple pierced.

I like that

the sign here says Nathan's established in 1993, Pokey Stabby. Yep, yep. We'll be experiencing some Poki and some Stabby coming up on the show. Also going to talk to the man behind the piercing himself. Nathan will be on. There's already been a lot of conversation. Thank you to all of the wonderful diehards that came out to the man who made this happen, of course, you know, Blind Charlie. You? You? Well, me. The idiot that made this happen is me. But Blind Charlie, who donated the money to put us over the edge is here as well. And he will be able to pierce my nipple with his walking cane. Yes. And Blind Charlie has also already felt Klein's nipple. Charlie, what's your review of Klein's nipple? Tiny. Yeah. And I asked him what it said in Braille, and he did not like that joke. But it was a great joke. Yeah, yeah. Very short book. What does my nipple say in braille, Charlie? It says, Ouch. Yeah.

It's funny how many people, some people that I met here called out work today. They fake the sick day. There's people that actually drove all the way from the Bay Area to be here for this. Wow, this is a long way to travel for that. I feel terrible. You will all be incredibly disappointed, but let's get going because we have a lot to talk about on this episode before. How do you feel?

Did you take something?

I'm drinking, well, Suave Agave showed up as well, our tequila expert on the show. Because you seem calmer than you did a couple of hours ago. He made me a poloma, and I drank a shot in the car as well, and now I'm having a paloma. Good for you. So we have a lot of people to talk to, though. So why don't we start with the surgeon that we'll be doing the surgery on my nipple in just a bit. Come on in, Nathan.

Nathan. Come on in to your office. A great guy. Thank you for letting us be here. Nathan. Nathan, good up for Nathan. Good to be here. Give it up for the surgeon. Thank you for opening up your shop for us. We greatly appreciate it. And for anyone that would like to get something pierced or tattooed,

tell them exactly where they should go. 7-2-2-2-Tepanga Canyon Boulevard in the beautiful neighborhood of Canoga Park. It's a great spot. And thank you for having us here. Clean place. I walked in right away. I felt better, Ali, because it felt clean, felt sterilized.

And I saw a blind Charlie sitting there and I felt better, Allie, because it felt clean, felt sterilized.

And I saw a blind Charlie sitting there and I said, you know what? These are good people. I'm okay getting my nipple pierced. Yeah, yeah. And Nathan, will you go into what you were about to explain

to Klein before we just got on over the podcast? He was asking which nipple piercing left or right makes

him gay. And you said there's actually a big history behind that? So technically both. Great. So either one will make him look at him? No, no, I think I have to do both of them. Oh, got it. Is it what you're saying? Either one or is it both together? So a lot of piercing started out in West Hollywood in the late 70s, predominantly in the gay community.

Right, great.

I'm so happy about this, Sally.

Yeah, it's Pride Month next month.

You're getting ready.

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