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And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

We are live in Los Angeles.

Three, two, one.

There we go. No, 6.7, K.O.UF.M. H.D. Pasadena. Los Angeles. Orange County. This is the world. Famous. K. Rock. Hey, great wind is here. Good morning, and how the hell goes it? We are back at it. I'm K. Rock. Kline Lally's show. Nice to meet you. Thanks for coming back for more. Or perhaps your first day listening, in which case you learn to love or hate us eventually. If you don't like the word nipple, this is not going to be a good show for you because there will be quite a bit of nipple talk. Why do you have your shirt on, by the way? Can, my. Can you see the blood that's on the shirt?

I'm in a healing. Oh, yeah, there's some blood. I'm in a healing state. I mean, listen, dude, you've just got to, if you have it, flunted. I'm following doctor's orders right now. And I will say, we're going to break this down. I don't want to give everything away at 6 in the morning. We're going to break this down a little bit later in the show.

It's not going to be a full nipple show.

But for those people that made it out...

That's a in the show. It's not going to be a full nipple show.

But for those people that made it out... That's a different morning show. That's a different show. We should actually go full nipple all the time. Here's just a preview of what you can look forward to when we break down everything that took place yesterday at Nathan's tattoos and piercings in Canoga Park. you for having us they were very gracious and very

accommodating of all of our needs so we could do the bonus Klein alley showertime podcast which

we'll be dropping the second we're off the air today so here's just what one person who was there

yesterday saw things that went wrong at the nipple piercing and yes i was there number one things that went wrong at the nipple piercing, and yes, I was there. Number one. Things that went wrong at the nipple piercing. It's a great place to start. Kibby and Jake were not there. Well, you know what? It was a big question from all the fans that showed up that took time off of their jobs to come. Why was Johnny not there? Why was Jake not there? I was there in a spirit.

Jake was, we thought leaving with us, and then he looked at the map, and it said it was going to be 30 minutes instead of 40 minutes. And he's like, or whatever, 40 instead of 30. He was like, ah, it's already red. Nah, not doing it. And then he was not as worried about the way there as he was on the way back. He was like, this is going to take so long to get to Burbank.

It's very funny when you have someone that literally has nothing they have to get back for. I know. Like he has no other responsibility. There's zero kids to pick up. No other actual responsibilities. There's nap time. Yeah, well. I did. I did question a little bit. I was sitting there looking at a bunch of strangers, listeners to the show, and I said, I think these strangers are actually better support system than Jake, Johnny, just total no-shows. I was there. You were there, but you were there because you wanted to El Chippo and get yourself a free piercing. No, I was there to support you, douche.

Allie got a piercing.

She didn't wait around. I would have been there regardless. By the way, Klein, man, you sound like a little crybaby. Well, like, who cares? It's just the nipple piercing, dude. I'm just saying. What the hell is happening with you, man? You need support for a nipple piercing?

When we do a big show where there's listeners that are going to show up,

they want to see the rest of this woman.

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