Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient. skip the drive and fly hassle-free the San Bernardino International Airport the only airport on the

planet that we wholeheartedly recommend and it's convenient you got low-cost parking five bucks a day

and speaking of hassle here's another episode of Klein Alley Show

Krod Clin Alley Show we are streaming on YouTube as well you can watch us there while you're on

YouTube lots of extra videos to look at you can check out the entire klein alley showered time bonus podcast we dropped yesterday with full footage from the piercing

that took place it is not easy to watch if you're squeamish i recommend you do not omar said he's watched

it multiple times it's very easy to watch it's no big deal some people there's barely any blood by the way

you you see do at that angle you can't really see the blood. There was blood dripping down his body. And I've gone through quite a few t-shirts since. So, clearly, I don't know what... I don't exist anymore or what? I don't clot properly, apparently, or something. And, by by the way, even my biggest haters in the world after seeing the video have stood by me. Yo, findorella, got to give you props. You pierced that boyish-like nipple of yours. Thank you. No one can ever take that away from you. Appreciate it. Although, you're still a little bitch. All right. Happy Friday, bitches. Thank you for the nice words of encouragement on this Friday morning.

Mother's Day's on Sunday. Good luck trying to find a card now. They are already picked pretty clean. And for some reason, even though cards cost more than ever before, the jokes have not gotten any funnier. We prove this to you by doing some Mother's Day greeting card remixes where we try to remix the jokes on the inside

based on the stupid pictures on the outside. gotten any funnier we proved this to you by doing some mother's day greeting card remixes where

we try to remix the jokes on the inside based on the stupid pictures on the outside we've actually

posted on our instagram a brand new remix card from earlier this week the one with the baby

goat standing on top of the big goat and we came up with a much better inside oh my god yeah

so it's i think still up on our store. Instagram, check it out.

Feel free to download, print it.

Boom, you got a free Mother's Day card.

Very simple.

So here we go.

Let's start.

I'm going to describe the outside of the card, and you guys try to guess what the dumb joke is on the inside. So we start with this one. this is a

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