Should You Tell Your Partner About A Time You “Almost” Cheated?

U Up?

Betches

Relationships, Sexuality, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2018

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Jared and Jordana are buzzing after their sold-out live show. They talk about a Twitter thread by a girl describing the perfect behavior from the perfect first date. Is high-fiving your dog a likable gesture or a romantic fairy tale IRL? They discuss social media gestures at large like praising your significant other or mother in a post. The Weird Sexual Encounter of the week involves a man who starts masturbating out of nowhere. After they take a letter from a male listener who met a “gorgeous Tinderella.” They hook up and go on a few dates, but then she seems only willing to talk on the phone or DM. What’s the deal? A second letter comes from a female listener on her way to marriage. An ex reaches out and she finds herself reaching back. They wrap up playing games including Red Flag or Dealbreaker: Showed up on a date wearing a shirt that says, “Drive Fast, Eat Ass.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:38.0	Hello and welcome to the U.A. podcast. I'm Jared Freed.
0:44.7	I'm Jardin Abraham and we are still reeling from our amazing live show last Monday.
0:50.5	Reeling.
0:52.0	Literally, quite literally reeling.
0:54.5	I don't even know what reeling means but I think it sounded good.
0:57.6	It sounded good. It had good objects.
0:59.6	Is that bad actually like reeling like angry?
1:01.8	I might be the wrong adjective.
1:03.2	We're we're we're just we're like might be actually we're overcome with emotion.
1:09.1	Yeah, positive emotion.
1:10.4	It is unbelievable.
1:13.1	Yeah. To see and you guys are going to hear it.
1:15.3	To live.
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