Bonus: U Up? Live at the Comedy Cellar Ft. Andi Dorfman

U Up?

Betches

Relationships, Sexuality, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2018

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Don't miss this very special bonus episode of U Up? where Jared and Jordana take letters and play games in front of a sold-out crowd at NYC's legendary Comedy Cellar. Jordana starts things off with a story of being on a date when a homeless man asks if her and boyfriend of three months are together. He replies that she's his girlfriend. At 9:37, they take a letter from a listener who has been single for 5 years in the city and keeps getting stuck with noncommittal guys. Is her life just a classic case of "who wants to buy the cow when they can get the milk for free"? At 19:00, they do a dating app makeover for a 30-year-old New York girl who's "very single" and has been on the apps for six years. At 30:30, they are joined by former Bachelorette, Andi Dorfman, to talk about some of her dating experiences including a guy who wouldn't stop flirting and texting the bartender in front of her. At 37:29, they play some games including Red Flag or Dealbreaker: their email is CottonCandyLover@hotmail.com. Don't miss the final segment, Douche Detective, at 51:22. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:38.0	I mean, this is unbelievable, Jordan. What do we think?
0:49.9	I forgot that we were standing. We're starting standing.
0:53.7	Let's do it. This is unbelievable. Welcome to your podcast live.
0:59.4	I mean, I don't think there's a white woman left in New York City.
1:03.2	There's not here. They're out of wine glasses, so they must be.
1:06.5	We were alerted that we're out of wine glasses. You did it.
1:10.3	You guys are Monday, alcoholics now. Good for you.
1:13.2	You did. Okay, got a little weird. Okay, good.
1:14.9	It's an amazing crowd. They're all missing the bachelor to be here.
1:17.6	Thank God for TBR. Thank God.
1:21.7	It's very exciting to have you guys all here.
1:23.8	Do we have an amazing show plan?
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1:29.4	Who's in a relationship?
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