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The Bert Show

Should The Bert Show Start Their Own MUSICAL?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

They had a plan to have a bunch of kids together, but she had one kid and realized she was done. Did she ever tell her husband her true feelings? But WAIT! We’re giving this update in MUSICAL form!

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0:00.0

Today is the day we tune out the noise about health, the confusion and the misinformation,

0:05.0

how many grams of protein, how much sleep, how many steps a day.

0:09.0

Today, we can see the truth of what's happening inside our own bodies in real time.

0:15.0

Use Lingo to monitor your glucose and see what works for your unique metabolism.

0:20.0

Lingo, your body has the answers.

0:24.8

Lingo is not for medical use and is intended for users 18 years and older. Lingo is a mark of

0:28.2

Abbott.

0:32.6

The Furt Show. So my landscaper fired me.

0:36.5

What? I got fired by my landscaper.

0:40.0

So let me try to explain.

0:43.1

I hope this doesn't sound like too shishi, but my business manager handles like who landscapes my house.

0:50.1

I don't care.

0:52.1

You know, they come in, they make everything look nice, they cut the lawn, they trim the trees, they do their thing.

0:59.9

I barely even know who they are, right?

1:01.3

I know they're there because they wake me up during my nap and they take off, right?

1:05.4

I don't really know who they are.

1:07.1

So, to make a long story short, when I just bought this new house and I am having the front of it redone,

1:17.9

I got a recommendation from a really good friend of mine who had his landscaping and a design team come on in and they take a look at everything.

1:26.0

Then they bring their plants in.

1:27.1

They do their

1:27.5

whole thing and i trust this guy so i hired his people well my landscaper my former regular

1:34.5

landscaper calls my business manager in the middle of the day and says we showed up to the house

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