Should She Tell Her Daughter What Her Future Son-In-Law Tried To Do?!

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🗓️ 16 July 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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The future son-in-law, propositioned his mother-in-law to be! Does she narc on him to her daughter or not?

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0:00.0	This is The Bird Show. I love Connie, man. Connie was right. Connie's like, Bert, have you read my email? Bert, have you read my email? I'm like, Connie, yeah, I'll get to it. I'll get to it. And then finally got to it. I'm like, why did I wait so long? So Connie here is the future mother-in-law that was propositioned by her future son-in-law. Oh, my God. Right.
0:00.3	Wait to hear the story on this one, though, man. I don't know how Tommy has set this thing up to keep it PG-rated. But now she's wondering, do I knock? Do I not knock? To my daughter, right? And this is always the clip that we play
0:37.5	when narking is involved.
0:38.6	Are you a knock?
0:39.5	I'm sorry?
0:40.6	Are you a knock?
0:41.7	A knock.
0:42.9	I don't know what that is.
0:44.3	A knock.
0:44.9	A knock.
0:45.7	Am I speaking Japanese?
0:47.7	Now listen to him.
0:48.7	I'm going to sound it out for you.
0:50.4	Are you or are you not?
0:55.6	A knack.
0:56.8	Like Johnny Deppin, 21 jumps straight.
0:58.4	Ah, I see, I see.
0:59.8	Okay, I A narc.
1:01.5	Yes.
1:02.8	Now that I've been up there, it's even funnier.
1:05.7	All right, Connie, I apologize for returning your emails so late, but you were right.
1:11.5	What is this one all about?
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