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Yesterday it was Cassie in desperate need, desperate need to find a Karen to help her at her, or at least a Karen in training.

And we got one right here in the studio.

Yeah, so my mother passed away and I reached out to an artist on Etsy and was talking to her about sort of a custom pottery earn.

And right when we got to the payment part, she ghosted me.

Absolutely ghosted me for two weeks.

So I have requested that the Karen in training and studio self-professed, I am not putting this label on her.

But that Abby helped me with writing a scathing message to this artist who literally ghosted me over my dead mother's resting place.

I know how to do a very well-placed two-star review that will leave you ruminating for weeks.

I have the spirit of an angry white woman living inside me, and I'm ready to use these powers for good,

because as of recently, I am a little worried that I have maybe misused this gift that has been placed upon me.

I am curious from the rest of you guys.

How often have you ever put a one or two star review online?

I've only done it once, and I did it on my brother's behalf.

Oh, really?

Yeah, I was a veterinarian that screwed up with his dog, and I was just very emotional about Bella,

and I went online, and I just ripped him to shreds. How about you? A handful of times. Yeah? Yeah, maybe like one or three times. Usually it's like when I'm really upset about the experience I had with like a lift driver or something like that. Okay. Not often. I think I've done it once. It was an urgent care where Hollis had jacked up his shoulder or something like that. We ended up at an urgent care and they made us sit there for an hour and a half and then when we got to the counter, they were like, oh yeah, we can't do that kind of x-ray here. And I'm like, you made us wait for an hour and a half. It was in Johns Creek. You made us wait for an hour and a half just to come up here and say, you can't do it.

So I went online and then they responded back to it. Yeah, they did. I usually leave them, then delete them later because I feel bad. I'm like, it's probably one off. They're probably having a bad day, but not this time. And can I say the two-star reviews are way more trustworthy than one-star? because one star, I'm like, you're mad about something.

I'm not going to take it seriously, but two star,

there was restraint and thought.

Okay. more trustworthy than one star because one star I'm like you're mad about something I'm not going to

take it seriously but two star there was restraint and thought you're trying to give them a little

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