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Should She Make A Move On Her Son’s Football Coach?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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She has a HUGE crush on her son's football coach. Should she make a move or not? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bert Show. So let me ask the women of the Bert Show question here. Um, look, I was taught as a young lad

0:08.4

that you open doors for women. It's the polite thing to do. It's a chivalrous thing to do. I don't know if it's outdated or not.

0:15.3

Frankly, I don't care. I still do it. And I've taught my kids to do the same thing.

0:18.6

I feel like whoever's in front should open the door. I feel it should be

0:23.6

non-gender specific. If you're in the front, you open the door. Okay, so yeah, go ahead.

0:29.7

I kind of don't like that. I'll admit it. Like I always try to like try to rush in front of when like when I feel like

0:34.9

that's the ladies about to open the door because I don't want you to open the door. So this is where

0:38.7

I can check in some chins to get to the door. Yeah, I can always tell when a guy wants to open the door.

0:43.4

Like I'll be going to the gym and I'll see him kind of scurry and then I start to slow my stride.

0:51.2

So Mo brought up the question. I was going to ask you guys and cast them once you in on this also.

0:55.3

We don't have to spend a lot of time with it. But when I open the door for my fiance,

0:59.6

I usually do it so she can walk through first. So I sort of walk and then open up the door and then

1:07.1

keep it open with my back hand and my tricep. If it's a door, you have to push it. Then you keep

1:12.4

it open, right? And you're still behind her. And then she walks through, right? And then I walk

1:17.7

through. It's pull obvious because if you pull the door open, it's easy for her to walk through.

1:21.6

So we're talking about if it's a door, you have to push open. Do you walk through and open the

1:27.4

door and then let her walk through? Or do you push your arm and let her walk past you in the door?

1:34.0

Get that nice little burning sensation of the back. I'm getting more gets today, but I'm

1:38.5

getting my tricep. I'm trying to try to. So she gets annoyed when I do that move. She wants me to

1:44.4

walk through the door first. Keep it open for her on the other side when she can walk through.

1:49.7

That's where she's more comfortable because ladies first, like they're walking through the door

1:53.2

first kind of mentality. So I think what you're doing is fine. Yeah, I almost got mad. I'm like,

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