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His Girlfriend Left Him Because He Didn’t Make It Big On The NFL Draft!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Did you know there's a Mr. Irrelevant every NFL draft? Moe did! He'll tell you why. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.0

All right, so the story's about the NFL draft, right?

0:04.9

Even if you're not into sports, right?

0:07.6

Some of these stories are really, really intriguing.

0:10.4

Some of you have no idea what the NFL draft is.

0:12.8

Some of you have no idea that the NFL draft just happens.

0:15.2

I think you got to start there, Mom.

0:16.6

All right, yeah.

0:17.6

So, it ends with me having to have one of the toughest conversations I've ever had to

0:22.2

have.

0:23.2

And it's because the NFL draft is something that we all hear about as far as the kids from

0:28.2

college who are really, really good at their sport.

0:30.5

And then the NFL comes in and is like seven rounds of draft picks where they go through

0:34.8

and they select all of the best kids from across the country.

0:37.5

Yeah, colleges.

0:38.5

It's like getting picked for like dodgeball or like your kickball team.

0:41.9

And of course, all the good ones are going to go first and then you have that one dude

0:44.5

that you're in love.

0:45.5

Yes.

0:46.5

And there are millions of dollars on the line.

0:47.5

Exactly that.

0:48.5

Just as a sidebar, I just, this is for shock value for Cassie who doesn't follow sports

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