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The Bert Show

Should She Forgive Her Boyfriend After He Lost Her Dog?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Her boyfriend took her dog out for a walk and ended up LOSING IT! Would you be able to forgive him?

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0:00.0

Are we there yet, Dad?

0:02.0

Uh, nearly.

0:05.0

Dad, are we there yet?

0:08.0

Soon, darling, aye.

0:10.0

Are we there yet?

0:13.0

Soon, just be round the corner.

0:16.0

Dad!

0:17.0

I know, I know, are we there yet?

0:20.0

No. Are we lost, Dad?

0:24.1

Aye, I think so.

0:26.6

Should have gone to Speck Savers. Book an eye test online.

0:32.4

The Bert Show.

0:33.6

There is a traditional pizzeria in England that has heard the people and they are finally given the people what they want.

0:41.8

Very traditional.

0:43.1

So when people came in there and they're like, hey, can you put pineapple on my pizza?

0:48.0

They're like, how dare you?

0:50.8

This is an authentic pizzeria.

0:53.2

We are never going to put, never, never, never going to put pineapple on a pizza.

0:57.7

But enough people have hit them up and said, I want pineapple on my pizza.

1:02.1

Yesterday they started putting pineapple on the pizza, but cost you $150.

1:07.6

What?

1:08.3

Are you serious?

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