Has Bert Repaired His Dysfunctional Relationship With Alcohol?
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 15 January 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Cabin crew, prepare for landing. |
| 0:02.6 | Wow, that was a quick flight. |
| 0:04.4 | Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come. |
| 0:07.8 | Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait. |
| 0:10.2 | Me neither. |
| 0:12.5 | Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria. |
| 0:16.1 | Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia. |
| 0:19.6 | What have you done? |
| 0:21.8 | Should have gone to Spec Savers. |
| 0:23.8 | Book an eye test online. |
| 0:25.3 | Has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow? |
| 0:28.1 | I've only got a bikini, Andy. |
| 0:32.3 | The Virt Show. |
| 0:33.6 | For 90% of my life, I have had a dysfunctional relationship with alcohol. |
| 0:40.4 | And one that I haven't really been able to control. |
| 0:42.9 | No, I wouldn't say I'm an alcoholic. |
| 0:44.5 | I just, very, very undisciplined. |
| 0:48.4 | I could go for a while without having a drink. |
| 0:50.7 | But man, if I was going to have one, I was going to have five, right? |
| 0:54.5 | You always used to say, excuse me, you didn't have a governor. |
| 0:57.6 | Like, once you started, it was like, it was an all or nothing thing when you were drinking. |
| 1:01.5 | Yeah, and I don't know if you guys were like this also, but I would get to a point where I was |
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