This is the bird show.

If you have a guest coming to stay, maybe you need this advice.

Messy Mikey, what's going on?

Okay, everybody.

Today, you are going to be put through an ethical etiquette simulation.

Okay.

All right?

So the first step here is everybody is going to have to imagine that they are a man,

which is easier for some people, harder for others. Very difficult. And in this situation,

you're a man living in a one-bedroom apartment with their girlfriend. And she has a friend

coming in from out of town for the weekend. Does that make sense? You guys know where you are? Yeah. So far so good. It's not all that complicated. The apartment's a little messy. No, it's not. It's clean, but it's small and it's not really a one bedroom. It's kind of a studio. There's a gap in the wall.

There you go. Still with me? You lost me a little bit on the gap. Okay. So the wall goes

all the way up and then like a foot from the ceiling it stops and there's a big gap. Okay. So it's

kind of a studio. Also imagine this. You have a top of the line king-sized air mattress.

So her friend is coming in from out of town.

Now she tells you proper...

Actually, hold on.

Retrack.

Don't put that into your simulation.

Okay.

Now you tell me, where do you sleep?

Where does the friend sleep? and where does your girlfriend sleep?

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