Should He Go To A Concert Or The Bert Show Christmas Party?

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🗓️ 3 December 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Messy Mikey is in a real pickle! Should he go to a country concert or The Bert Show Holiday Party? What would you do?

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0:00.0	Get it. The Britch Show.
0:01.7	Our producer, Messy Mikey, has some decisions to make.
0:04.8	The first one is to moisturize his face.
0:09.2	We were just talking about Mikey doesn't moisturize his body at all, which I think most guys do not.
0:15.2	Is that correct?
0:15.9	Wait, what?
0:16.7	I don't think most guys do that.
0:17.4	What am I moisturizing for?
0:18.7	Yeah, don't put face cream on, lotion, nothing?
0:20.9	Oh, I do.
0:21.7	No. I used shampoo in the shower.
0:24.2	That is not that.
0:25.3	Wow.
0:26.5	We're actually talking like after you get out of the shower and you dry off, there are like
0:29.7	different creams, lotions, moisturizers that you can rub on your body to make yourself nice
0:34.3	and silky smooth.
0:35.2	The lady's always trying to put that stuff on me. I'm just going to get in bed.
0:38.0	It's going to get all over my bed,
0:39.2	and I'm not having any of that.
0:40.8	It absorbs in like 30 seconds.
0:42.5	Well, usually my face isn't dusty,
0:44.4	but today I look to the mirror
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