A Former Santa Scared Straight Kid Gives Us An Update!

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🗓️ 3 December 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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It's time to catch up with a former #SantaScaredStraight kid! Years ago, when she was five, we had to have Santa give her a call because she throat punched a little kid at school! Who did she turn out to be now that she's 13? Get the update!

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0:00.0	It's time to get lost.
0:03.8	Listen to the new soundtrack from Disney's Moana Toos.
0:07.3	Because you've got potential to travel the distance.
0:10.8	I've been existential and lost to existence.
0:14.4	And there is no map to your destination.
0:18.1	No explanation to solve this equation
0:21.8	In cinemas now
0:23.9	We gotta get last, can't loose and lose our way
0:27.8	There ain't no fun
0:29.6	The Bert Show
0:33.4	Of course we're gonna be doing Santa scared straight again this year
0:37.1	Of course, we're going to be doing Santa scared straight again this year. Of course.
0:42.1	All right. So if you have a child that is right there on the line now for Santa between that naughty and nice list, you hit us up.
0:51.6	And then we've got the hotline to call Santa and say,
0:55.4	yo, Santa, this kid needs a call.
0:57.2	They aren't on the line of naughty or nice.
0:59.4	They are full on naughty territory and they need an extraction to get them over into the
1:04.4	nice list.
1:05.1	So if you're new to the Burt Show, we are getting a lot of requests this year for follow-ups from kids that we did,
1:14.5	or had Santa call, I should say, years and years and years ago to find out, A, are they in jail?
1:21.6	B, are they still alive? And did it work?
1:24.3	It's a Santa Scared Straight. Where Are They Now Edition?
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