Shoplifting Stories (w/ Sabrina Jalees)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2018

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Sabrina Jalees (Netflix's The Comedy Lineup) joins Nicole to discuss hot celebrities they've taped to their bedroom walls, why they both enjoy gay porn, and both share their shoplifting stories. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh boy!
0:24.0	My guest who you hear today
0:29.0	is a special on Netflix.
0:33.0	It's called The Line Up.
0:35.0	You have seen it.
0:37.0	It's very funny.
0:39.0	You also wrote for Crowded, The Mayor, Powered,
0:43.0	and the third season.
0:47.0	Congratulations!
0:49.0	Thank you, guys!
0:51.0	Welcome my guest is Sabrina Jalus!
0:55.0	I've been listening to this podcast
0:59.0	sitting on the sidelines waiting to be asked to date.
1:03.0	When you said yes, I was so excited.
1:07.0	Because I think you might be my first lesbian.
1:13.0	Is that a weird thing to say?
1:15.0	No, it's a weird thing to have happen.
1:17.0	I feel like you know lesbians.
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