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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Nicole's Opening Bumble Messages (w/ Fran Gillespie)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Date, Comedy, Relationship, Single, Raya, Therapy, Dating, Couples, Hookups, Romance, Bumble, Dating Apps, Comedy Interviews, Love, Relationships, Nicole Byer, Health & Fitness, Sex, Advice, Encounters, Tinder, Interview, Sexuality, Podcast, Hookup, Stories, Interviews, Society & Culture

4.815.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2018

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Fran Gillespie (SNL, Love, The Good Place) joins Nicole to discuss why it's harder for women to openly discuss sex than men. Nicole describes her Raya application process and shares her latest unsuccessful Bumble messages. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0

Why won't you date me?

0:09.6

Why won't you date me?

0:11.4

Why won't you date me?

0:13.3

Please tell me why.

0:17.8

Oh, baby, it's me.

0:25.4

Nicole Byer.

0:26.7

And this is another episode of Why won't you date me?

0:29.9

My guest today.

0:31.3

You've seen her on the good place.

0:32.7

You've seen her on Connie Bang-Bang.

0:34.3

She wrote for Wet Hot American Summer.

0:36.0

She currently writes for us.

0:37.2

And now, what a resume!

0:41.5

Francho Lesby!

0:42.8

But po- po- po- po- po- po- po- po- po- po- po- po- po- po-

0:45.5

Well, good themes long for me.

0:48.2

Oh, my God.

0:49.8

It changes every week.

0:52.2

Oh, my God.

0:53.2

I like that it's short and sweet.

0:55.3

You know what I mean?

0:56.7

Sometimes, those bumpers last a while,

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