Boyfriendless Forever (w/ Marcella Arguello)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 3 August 2018
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Marcella Arguello (stand up, @midnight) joins Nicole to share their love for sucking dick, her worry for being fetishized as a tall woman, and gives Nicole great advice for her Tinder profile.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why! |
| 0:18.0 | Oh baby! |
| 0:24.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:26.0 | Welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
| 0:29.0 | A podcast where I try to figure out why I'm still single. |
| 0:34.0 | Even though I'll suck your dick every night with no problem and no complaints. |
| 0:39.0 | Today's guest, you've seen her do you stand up all around LA. |
| 0:43.0 | She's been on At Midnight a bunch of times. |
| 0:46.0 | She wrote on Drop the Mic, yes? |
| 0:48.0 | Ooh, baby! Marcella! |
| 0:50.0 | A Gwea! |
| 0:51.0 | A Gwea- |
| 0:52.0 | Fuck! |
| 0:53.0 | Fucked it up. |
| 0:54.0 | I did and I asked you how to pronounce it. |
| 0:55.0 | That's why I said don't worry about it. |
| 0:56.0 | Are we so hard at people? |
| 0:57.0 | Are we so hard at people? |
| 0:58.0 | No, are Gwea. |
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