Boyfriendless Forever (w/ Marcella Arguello)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2018

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Marcella Arguello (stand up, @midnight) joins Nicole to share their love for sucking dick, her worry for being fetishized as a tall woman, and gives Nicole great advice for her Tinder profile. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why!
0:18.0	Oh baby!
0:24.0	Yeah!
0:26.0	Welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me?
0:29.0	A podcast where I try to figure out why I'm still single.
0:34.0	Even though I'll suck your dick every night with no problem and no complaints.
0:39.0	Today's guest, you've seen her do you stand up all around LA.
0:43.0	She's been on At Midnight a bunch of times.
0:46.0	She wrote on Drop the Mic, yes?
0:48.0	Ooh, baby! Marcella!
0:50.0	A Gwea!
0:51.0	A Gwea-
0:52.0	Fuck!
0:53.0	Fucked it up.
0:54.0	I did and I asked you how to pronounce it.
0:55.0	That's why I said don't worry about it.
0:56.0	Are we so hard at people?
0:57.0	Are we so hard at people?
0:58.0	No, are Gwea.
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