There's something weird going on with our bodies.

It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. It's not just me because that burning thing is like really starting to bug me. Why do you guys always group us into your stuff? Yeah, I mean... This is all people. And do not look down. Do not look at your body right now. You're going to freak. No, bro, don't look. Don't look. You know anything you tell me not to do is what I'm going to do.

What is that?

Because researchers. right now. You're gonna freaking... Don't look. Don't look. Don't you know anything you tell me not to do is what I'm going to do.

What is that?

Because researchers have just discovered that for all people,

everywhere on earth, our bodies have a natural tendency to walk in a counterclockwise

direction.

Really?

Why are we walking in circles, Jeff?

After years of study, reviewing hundreds of hours of video footage,

scientists notice people in crowds always drift to the left when walking.

And not just the drunk ones, either.

All of them.

They have tested this again and again with individuals, with groups, even in different cultures around the world.

It does not matter.

Both men and women have a strong left-turn bias.

I hate when we do these things because this is going to be something that I think about now. Every time I walk anywhere.

Good.

You should.

And I won't get it out of my head.

And it's not explained by if you're right-handed or right-footed or alt-right.

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