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Brooke and Jeffrey

FULL SHOW: Drunk Mini Golf Date, José’s Laugh Backfires + Jeffrey Gives Up on Manhood (6/17/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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FULL SHOW: Wednesday, June 17th, 2026

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0:00.0

All right, we get a brand new full show for you.

0:01.6

Thank you so much.

0:03.0

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

0:04.3

And thank you so much for all the birthday wishes yesterday. I feel so special. I got flowers. I got a great card from the show. And Jake posted a nice photo of you on Insta. You never know. He did know. He did. He did post a nice one. He did post a little bit. I'll borrow my coffee sleep for like 10 minutes.

0:21.0

And Ashley and Alexis said that they would take me to coffee.

0:24.4

I mean... I did post a nice one. I let you borrow my coffee sleeve for like 10 minutes.

0:37.2

And Ashley and Alexis said that they would take me to coffee. I mean, I would still have to buy the coffee. Yes. But they would walk. They were seen with you. I would get to go with them. Yeah. So that's fun. Yeah. Use wisely, Brooke. Use wisely. I'm really excited about that. I don't know which day I'm going to choose.

0:38.2

Only one.

0:40.3

So what's in the comments? Take lots of pictures that day, Brooke. Yeah. We have it, Danielle, who said, okay, I got to ask, it's driving me crazy. Uh-oh. When Jeff does laser stories, at the end, he says, and this guy, dot, dot, dot, dot, who is he talking about? Is he referring to the little laser gun that sounds like he's running out of breath? Who is it? Please help. Oh, it's a little turtle. It's a turtle. Years and years, like over a decade ago, we found a video of a turtle that was humping a shoe on YouTube. That is the sound of the turtle humping the shoe. You can still look it up.

1:11.6

It's on YouTube still.

1:12.8

Just look up turtle shoe probably. Yeah. Humping shoe. That's the guy who you hear running out of breath. And we named a thumper. Humper. Humper. Sorry. Sorry. So yeah, that is, that's a turtle. It's a turtle. A turtle making sweet, sweet, passionate love.

1:27.1

That's what they sound like.

1:27.9

Uh-huh.

1:28.5

So there it is.

1:29.4

Enjoy it even more.

1:30.8

It's coming turtle. A turtle making sweet, sweet, passionate love. That's what they sound like. Uh-huh. So there it is. Enjoy it even more. It's coming up here in your brand new full hour. Experts say that pumpkin spice, as we all know, completely owns the fall. Yeah. Absolutely. I crave it now. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, but there's a new seasonal obsession that's taken over the summertime.

1:46.9

Is it not margaritas?

1:48.3

It's not margaritas, no.

1:50.3

It is super sour talking about pickles.

1:54.7

Oh, team pickles.

1:56.9

That is a summer flavor.

1:58.3

For sure.

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