Shock Collar Question of the Day (5/19/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and we have a show mascot here, a beloved, amorous little turtle named Humber.
0:08.0	Yes.
0:08.5	Which you'll hear him during laser stories all the time.
0:11.6	But if, God forbid, anything ever happens to Humber...
0:15.2	Why would you even say such a thing?
0:16.8	I said, God forbid.
0:17.6	Okay.
0:18.3	I think we've got a new backup mascot ready to go. It's kind of rude to Humber, but okay. Sorry, H forbid. Okay. I think we've got a new backup mascot ready to go.
0:21.9	It's kind of rude to Humper, but okay.
0:24.0	Sorry, Humper.
0:24.9	Close your ears, but it's a 2,000-pound sea lion named Chonkers.
0:29.9	Oh, I love Chonkers.
0:32.5	Here's a picture of him, if you haven't seen it.
0:35.0	Right now, a record amount of tourists are flocking to San Francisco's Pier 39 to catch a
0:41.3	glimpse of the massive tubby sea creature.
0:44.6	The other, the other seals are next to him, and it looks like, he's like the Shaquille O'Neal.
0:50.1	Yeah.
0:50.5	He dwarfs them in size, because he's, again, 2,000 pounds.
0:56.8	Most sea lions weigh around 500 to 600 pounds.
1:00.9	So Chonkers is quadruple the normal size.
1:03.7	It's like he ate another sea lion.
1:05.4	Researchers say he's as big as a Volkswagen.
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