FULL SHOW: Mistaken Identity Date, Paid Wedding Crashers + First Bidet Loser Line (5/18/26)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 18 May 2026
⏱️ 69 minutes
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FULL SHOW: Monday, May 18th, 2026
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| 0:00.0 | No gloss, no filter. |
| 0:03.1 | Just stories. |
| 0:04.8 | Spoken without fear. |
| 0:06.5 | Person who is not generous can not be an artist. |
| 0:09.4 | The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers. |
| 0:14.3 | Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Abhaw on the IHeart Radio app, |
| 0:18.5 | Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:23.0 | Come for the honesty. |
| 0:24.9 | Stay for the fire. |
| 0:29.1 | And we got a brand new full hour for you. |
| 0:31.1 | Welcome to it. |
| 0:31.9 | It is the Brook and Jeffrey official podcast. |
| 0:33.9 | Thank you so much for subscribing. |
| 0:35.8 | It means a lot to us. |
| 0:36.7 | We got a new loser line, new second date today, but some reflection I've heard is needed. Yes, because last Friday, Ashton did his first ever phone tap. And it's scam the scammer one also. And Ashton, you got a lot of love. Yeah, we got Ashton. We love you. Yo, Ashton's hilarious. This show made me realize that I love Ashton. Oh, need a ton more of Ashton. Ashton was amazing. Whoa. Pure gold. Okay, let's slow it down. Let's slow it down. All those bots I paid for really went over. Yeah. Good job, Ashton. Good investment. It was really good. |
| 1:11.7 | Smart marketing. |
| 1:12.6 | That would explain user XYZ 444. |
| 1:15.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:15.6 | That's good. |
| 1:17.9 | All right. |
| 1:18.5 | Ashton's bought one, says. |
| 1:21.0 | Yeah. |
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