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Stiff Socks

Shitting with no Door

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2019

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

The boy's discuss college girlfriends beating up their boyfriends, getting laid at weddings, and weird sex obligations. Oh and also a listener took care of some people during a sour drug deal. We feel safe.

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0:00.0

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0:07.0

you're almost there. Waves gently lapping on sparkling sand.

0:11.5

The crunch of a fresh buttery quassant. Capuchino froth brushing your nose.

0:16.5

Wiggling your toes at the edge of the sea.

0:19.0

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0:25.0

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0:30.0

So anyways, Fred House breaking it down. We didn't have doors on the stall for whatever reason.

0:34.0

And so it was literally just watching you and I'm so sorry I keep cutting you off.

0:39.0

But this is your so this is so normal for you.

0:41.0

Fred House's every star big party night was Thursday.

0:44.0

Every Friday there would just be another hole in the wall.

0:46.0

Just from some drunk I'm not getting action named Kyle.

0:49.0

Oh, dude. This one guy Ethan went on a rampage one night.

0:53.0

Jesus cross player Ethan just typical. He didn't get laid. He got so mad or like he found out a girl like what's looking up with another guy.

1:00.0

And he just we had a giant square house and he went out punching after he put in 13 holes in one night and then played it off like it wasn't him.

1:08.0

You can't do that.

1:09.0

So your hand looks like Thanos.

1:11.0

Your hand is blistering.

1:13.0

He's walking around just going.

1:14.0

Yeah, oh dude. I was like bro your hand is fucking the color of a goddamn red Ferrari. The fuck happened you.

1:22.0

Yeah, so hilarious. Okay, so back to the port of body, right?

1:25.0

Okay. No, no, no. So not the port of body.

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